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Celebrity Spanker Review

Reviewed: 2011-02-07
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Our Rating: 78/100

Quality of Content: 19/25

Purchase Value: 15/20

Leased/Own Content: 11/15

Update Frequency: 10/10

Content Variety: 8/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 4/5

Originality: 7/10

Navigation: 4/5

Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: no

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: no

User Rating For CelebritySpanker

User Rating: 50/100 - based on 51 votes.

Price & Payment Options

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Tour Promises

CelebritySpanker.com promises sexy celebrities, dirty performances on and off camera, hot scandals for your spanking pleasure, unlimited downloads and access to seven exclusive sites.

My Opinion About CelebritySpanker

Celebrity Spanker sounds like a fairly enticing and kinky kind of site. It certainly struck me as off the beaten path when it comes to celebrity content. However, despite the rather leading name, the site has more to do about your spanking the monkey than with any kinky fetish like OTK (over-the-knee spanking).

When you first login you'll find a list of 10 sites, including CelebritySpanker. The latest updates are listed on the members' page and at this point it's very easy to see that Celebrity Spanker shares content with other sites in the network. However, there are a couple of links the spanker site and it does appear to have some content that appears to be slightly different than the others. Nevertheless, the entire network archive is here and available whenever you like and there are daily updates, so you won't run out of sexy celebrity stuff.

Navigating the site is fairly unproblematic. I think some improvements could be made to find content specific to this one site, but otherwise there are a number of decent enough filters and search options. Content is organized simplistically on a page system and I like being able to jump from page one to any other page I want.

The content on Celebrity Spanker isn't fabulous and this is a disadvantage. I've seen far more celebrity sites that have much, much better quality. First of all, the movies cannot be downloaded. You need to stream them in a Flash player and while there are many 480x360 screensize video clips, there are also some 320x260 sizes. However, there are 2070 video clips, which is more than I could have possibly imagined. There is a blend of different kinds of scenes here and I did see a lot of booty shots, behind-the-scenes clips and moments from popular erotic scenes in Hollywood movies. However, as many Hollywood stars exist on this site, there are almost as many stars from Asia and Latin America.

If you think the video gallery offers a lot, then you'll feel overwhelmed by the 8,998 sets of pictures. The number of photos in a set can vary depending on the theme, but I came across small sets of three pictures and larger sets with 25 images. The photos can be viewed in a hands-free slideshow or downloaded in Zip files. I liked the options a lot, but the size of the pictures can vary more than the videos. Also, some sets of photos, particularly those shot by amateurs or paparazzi-on-the-go, can be blurry or at least grainy. Other pictures, especially those from magazine shoots, are super sharp.

Final Verdict

As a whole package of 10 sites, I like Celebrity Spanker. As a stand-alone site, there is plenty of content, but again a lot is shared with the other sites and it's also difficult to know how much is exclusive to this site. I wouldn't guess that much around here is exclusive, but such is the nature of the celebrity porn site. In the end, I really can't say that there is much that sets Celebrity Spanker apart from any other celebrity site, except for the themed bonus sites that come with it.

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Date Site Name Rating
2012-09-18Sawa's reviews74
2010-12-01Adult Reviews75

Average score on other review sites : 75/100

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